Paying for It by Chester Brown

What a wholesome book. Best comic strip I’ve read this year, totally – many other contestants included. Indeed, it’s more than one book – it’s two, packed under a single cover.

The full title of this gem, which is the actual book that is being marketed and sold (D & Q remains the best publishing house for serious comic strips, every new title just proves that again and again), is Paying for it. A comic-strip memoir about being a john. Now, I realize how unbelievably dumb that sounds – but I have not given a single thought what this book was about until I started reading it. Really. Just bought Chester Brown’s new book on amazon, no thoughts ’bout it. Well, the usual me.

I should say, it takes a guy certain deal of courage to write and put out such a book. Why? Cause people are judgmental and mean, and there are not too many open-minded folks (and publishers) in this world who would want to market a book about its author’s 15-year long sexual encounters with prostitutes, chronologically described, and how now his life-long commitment is to paid sex only. Yes, I know Márquez put out Memoria de mis putas tristes – but it ain’t an autobiographic graphic novel, is it?

The comic rocks – it’s extremely sincere, open and truly libertarian in its views. But it’s just one half of the story. The other half – or the other book, whichever you call it – just adds to its glory. The comic strip ends on page 225, and on the next 40+ pages (called appendix) Brown expresses his extremely libertarian and pro-human-rights points of view, all aimed at disambiguation of prejudice related to paid sex industry and its proponents. Views so clearly elaborated that it would have made the good old Alisa Rosenbaum proud. Take this small piece on marriage and partner selection, for example – here goes Dagny, huh?

All in all, an absolute gem. Prior to that, I only read Brown’s I Never Liked You, but now I’m ordering whatever I can get my hands on to.

P.S. NY Times review about it – and a couple of pages from the book.


Love from the Shadows by Gilbert Hernandez

Now, I’ve never ever read Hernandez before – and I thought – well, I should. So why not start with his latest 2011 book, huh? Ummm, not.

While it’s barely an hour’s read for the mere 120 pages and little text, by god, this hour keeps you guessing – should I continue? The plot is impossible to convey – here’s what the publisher says:

The third in Gilbert Hernandez’s line of original hardcovers featuring Love and Rockets’ “Fritz” in her guise as a Z-movie actress (the first two were Chance in Hell and The Troublemakers) is a trippy thriller that stars Fritz in no fewer than three roles.

A beautiful waitress (Fritz, of course) and her hospital nurse brother (also Fritz) visit their estranged father, a once successful but now retired writer (amazingly enough, also Fritz), in order to find out the true reason why their mother committed suicide. When dad’s health fails, the siblings are then more concerned with the money he might leave them.

The story weaves in and out of reality and hallucination and possibly back in forth in time, and to complicate things further, the sister is sexually obsessed with a mysterious man throughout the tale — or is it her brother (at one point posing as his sister so that he might gain his and her inheritance) that is so hot and bothered by this mystery stud? And that’s only the tip of the iceberg. There’s also a venture into ghost territory, with frauds bilking the gullible and Fritz’s character(s) right in the middle.

To complete the pulp gestalt, the book’s cover illustration is a painting by Pulp Fiction artist Steven Martinez (he painted the portrait of Marsellus Wallace’s wife Mia Wallace [Uma Thurman] that hangs in their house and which Vincent Vega [John Travolta] scrutinizes while he waits for Mia).

Now, the memorable quote from this book is, of course, the vampire passage here – can’t help but agree 😉

What I don’t agree upon, though, is the statement above that the book’s “pulp gestalt” gets completed by an innocent cover painting (nothing to do with the book, save, well, for the bra size) – the “pulp gestalt” is a sex scene followed by execution of a guy by bow and arrows that would have probably left both Mishima and Pat Bateman in a state of frenzy – Mishima-wise, San Sebastian’s classic paintings are not even close – pages 110 to 115, to be precise. I would want to add “enjoy”, but something tells me I shouldn’t. To avoid necessity of cautionary disclaimers, I guess I’ll post the least harmful page – the rest (before and after), I leave to your (sick?) imagination.


X’ed Out by Charles Burns

New Charles Burns book is a bit raw and difficult to understand. Just like this old Memento movie, but all the sequences are mixed up and don't seem to relate much to each other. The answer is simple – X'ed Out is just the beginning, part 1 of a bigger serialized graphic novel, so it has far too little merit for now on standalone basis.

Well, we'll wait for more, as Burns' longer work (yes, what else, Black Hole, a dark and mesmerizing comic masterpiece) was a total page turner , while his shorter stuff like Skin Deep turned out to be much less sound.

Picture-wise, hard to argue with the whole of world wide web that Burns paid homage to Tintin – however, if the Belgian fellow were indeed involved, this one would've been called “Tintin in the land of drug fueled nightmares“. True so.

 


The Gun Seller by Hugh Laurie

The Gun Seller is absolute fun to read – it’s shame that Laurie spends most of his time doing this boring “i-am-a-man-with-a-walking-stick-who-treats-unthinkable-maladies” series now and has no time for new novels. This is a story of a modern James Bond, who’s not on her majesty’s secret service – and who’s full of spite and cynicism. CIA are the bad guys, greedy businessmen are the bad guys – quite in line with the modern “eat-capitalist” banner. Well, at least not to the extreme. The plot is full of action, though the very end is worthy of a B-category action movie – no budget for here comes apocalypse scenes, so it’s a both unbelievable and cut raw.

In a nutshell – it is a story of a former army man (Englishman, to be precise) being pushed by rogue CIA elements to stage a real life terrorist attack which would enable one greedy gun seller with a middle-eastern name (or wasn’t it?) to promote his new anti-terrorist helicopter – and no ad can do it better than CNN’s breaking news coverage.

Other than the very end – well, only the last chapter, really – it is a gripping piece of literature. Fun enough for me not to try and read anything but this book on every single opportunity. Decided to post a couple of quotes – but it’s full of quotes, it can be subtitled “the book of fun quotes” – so I gave up choosing them fast.

“But me, I’m just not made that way. Different mould altogether. The only good thing I’ve ever noticed about money, the only positive aspect of an otherwise pretty vulgar commodity, is that you can use it to buy things. And things, on the whole, I do quite like.”

“We were heading south down Park Lane in a light-blue Lincoln Diplomat, chosen from thirty identical ones in the embassy car park. It seemed to me a trifle obvious for diplomats to use a car called a Diplomat, but maybe Americans like those sort of signposts. For all I know, the average American insurance salesman drives around in something called a Chevrolet Insurance Salesman. I suppose it’s one less decision in a man’s life.”

“But then of course, for most Germans,Prague is only a few hours away by fast tank, so it’s hardly surprising that they treat the place like the end of their garden.”


Zombies! An Illustrated History of the Undead by Jovanka Vuckovic

This is a must buy for hardcore George A. Romero, giallo/horror, Robert Kirkman and more recent zombie apocalypse flicks fans. And up to date – 2011 – as usually such books are several years behind.

Starting from a meticulous description of the origins of voodoo stemming from Haiti colonization and slaves’ pagan religions, it quickly evolves into a long and qualitative description of a vast array of zombie movies, books, games, etc, all classified and reviewed. Even Rob Zombie is not forgotten. Just as we I like.

Result: just 50% down the road with the book and already I got an impressive list of movies I missed that I should have not missed – a lot of ketchup blood to be spilt on my screen.


Nobody’s Fool by Yoshitomo Nara

Every trip to Garage CCC leaves a trace. We have a bookshelf of traces already. And some of them are quite stunning. Ira’s pick, had no idea the guy existed before she bought the book. Did she have an idea? Hell if I knew.

The book is what all art books should be – both long and short, depends on the way how you want to approach it – run through it fast like I did – or slowly go page by page and savor. Or both. Hm.

If I can comment on words, I find it much harder to do so on images. So I guess I won’t. Should I?

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Gustie usi indusa Babi Бадалова

Some poems are better left unread. Really. Or else – would be better if I didn’t touch them. Good god, this far too avant-garde (crap crap crap) even for me.

For those willing to explore, pls explore.


Unprotected Texts by Tom Beckett: Little Book of Zombie Poems

The god of Internet tells me I have to promote Tom Beckett’s Little Book of Zombie Poems tonight, which forms part 1 of Tom Beckett’s large poems collection called Unprotected Texts. Why? I dunno why, but I feel I have to obey. This one is my favorite – for those who would appreciate its true merit, here’s a link to the full LBoZP (copyright? no idea – I just googled it).

Never

Never
have
phone
sex
with
zombies.
There.
You
have
been
warned.


Генсеки и гомосеки Саши Гальпера

Решил доревьюривать все труды Гальпера, имеющиеся в наличии у меня, и раскопал на полке его книжку 2009 г., мной несправедливо забытую. 6 стихотворений на двух языках, и тут лейтмотив – Слава Мо-гу-тин! Даже эпиграф из него, да такой, что выкладывать страшно (первые две строки сего шедевра). В нижке же есть весьма каноническое стихотворение Хосе и Тереза на 4 страницы, но не постить же сюда полкнижки.

В общем, в излишне политизированной струе этой недели, нашел прекрасное творение Солнце-Генсек. Не обессудьте.

PS где бы купить/скачать его старые, до Пропеллера, книжки? Хм


Цветик-семицветик Саши Гальпера

Не поленился, съездил в Фаланстер и нашел-таки последнюю книжку Гальпера (а впридачу к ней – чемодан всякой прочей всячины). Формат А6, 32 страницы – в общем, книжка опять как я люблю – на один зубок и все.

Думал выложить всю – так повеселила – но я же не flibusta какая-то (которая в последнее время как-то из рук вон плохо работает), чтобы выкладывать книжки в полном объеме и авторов хлеба лишать (хотя от книжки тиражом 100 копий и ценой 55 рублей какой хлеб?) – в общем, заглавного стихотворения хватит как тизера – ай, зачотное )))

Цветик-семицветик
Когда я хорошо трахаюсь,
То чувствую себя пирожным,
Когда сру – то огурчиком,
Мастурбирую – помидорчиком,
Ссу – конфеткой,
А когда хорошо подотру попу,
Чтобы не осталось,
Ни одной говняшки,
То цветиком-семицветиком.